Q- If you could draw yourself as anything, what would it be?
Child #3: Roadkill.
All: [You know that stare you do with the mouth gaped wide open with no words coming out? That's what we were doing.]
Child #2: A mortally wounded knight.
All: [See previous action.]
Child #1: A rockstar with a guitar.
All: [Relief that at least ONE of our children thinks normally.]
Husband: A dragon.
All: [Understanding now where Children #3 and #2 come get it from.]
Me: Pretty much just me with some nicely toned, defined muscles.
Child #3: You want muscles?
Me: Yup. Just some nice, gentle muscles like a lady should have.
Child #2: Oh. So you wanna look like Hulk? 'Cause that's exactly what YOU'D look like...
[Sigh]
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