Things That Go BUMP in the Night

Every mother LOVES to be woken up at midnight by the soothing sound of a loud crash and a few bumps over and over and over...right?

Sure.  No worries.

I had just fallen asleep when I really heard a super loud BANG! coming from Child #2's bedroom.  It happened again and again.  So, I did what any loving mother would do.

Me: [pushing husband off the bed]  Hon. Go check on that.
Husband:  What?
Me:  Seriously!  You didn't hear that?
Husband:  What?

[another CRASH!  followed by Husband leaping out of bed followed by a few muffled words followed by very sleepy yet somehow audible words]

Child #2:  Let me out.
[crash]
Child #2:  Let me out.
[crash]
Husband:  Son, what happened?
Child #2:  Let me out.

[muffled words followed by calming fatherly words followed by the sound of Child #2 getting back into bed followed by husband getting back into bed]

Me:  What happened?
Husband:  He was trying to get out.
Me:  What?
Husband:  He was trying to get out through the bookshelf. 
Me:  Over and over again!?!
Husband:  Uh huh.  Pretty much bumped everything off the shelves and now he's back in bed and there's a huge mess on the floor.
Me: Oh.  'kay.
Husband:  G'night.
Me: 'night.