Our dinner discussion tonight.
Child #2: Our Sunday School teacher today told us that it is impossible to lick your armpits.
Child #1: No it's not.
[raising his arm in an attempt]
Child #2: Yes it is.
Husband: Actually, it's not. See?
[actually putting down his fork in an effort to convince this S.S. Teacher wrong]
Child #3: I want to try.
[joining his father]
Me: Let's not really try.
Grandma: Try it!
Me: You're not helping, mom.
Child #1: I can almost do it.
Child #2: You can not. Nobody can.
Me: Seriously, guys. We're eating dinner.
[glancing around to see all four men trying to lick their armpits]
I'm not quite sure how it all ended, but I'm pretty certain I remember slowly and ever-so-dramatically burying my head into my arms as they rest upon the table.
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